Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 22, 2020

Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

by TheRealHi April 09, 2020

Paper Flickie

That little corner on your cut-out that didn't get glued to the posterboard and so sticks out annoyingly.

My poster on hydrogen was perfect... except for the paper flickie smack in the middle.

by randomnewjersian April 07, 2011

Paper Timbits

The little white circles that come out of the holepuncher when you punch holes in your paper

My holepunch is full of paper timbits!

by alannaglenn October 28, 2009

Paper Boy

A boy that does the most for no reason other than attention. The reason they're called "Paper Boys", are because they're all about that "extra, extra, get it all here" bs.

Dude 1: *starts hyperventilating and doing to most.*
Dude 2: "bruh, stop being a paper boy."

by Littlepepsi March 18, 2020

Paper Terrorism

Some bullsh*t sounding charge that the FBI made up to arrest some members of an anti-government movement.

Prosecutors say the men are all associated with the sovereign movement, which aims to overthrow the government through "paper terrorism" and violence.

by NotFukinYou March 07, 2009

shakin paper

To not understand instructions and to continue to try and sift through the paper work, and come up with the same result over and over and over and over again. Then step away and try again.

My fucking crack head boss keeps making me sit there and start shakin paper with him. That shit don't work!

by Jeremiah Smith December 11, 2007