Albino Gravy Pump

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.

Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

Alabama Oil Pump

A move performed during sex that has the woman on bottom, with her ass pointing up (achieved thru laying on her shoulders on the floor, with her back against the couch for support). The man positions himself so that he can aim his wang downward and entering her, either in the ass or the vagina. The thrusting motion looks like a oil derick pumping for oil.

Seeing the oil fields as we traveled cross country reminded me to give her the Alabama Oil Pump when we stopped.

by Gordy17 July 26, 2005

Lil pump

A smart lad who rejected his acceptance to Harvard to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper; says esskeitt alot, and is obsessed with iCarly

"Have you heard of lil pump?"
"Yeah man he declined Harvard to pursue his dream"

by TrapL0rd69 August 16, 2017

Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.

Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017

Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.

" God damn McDonald, you are a shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 11, 2008

Lil Pump

A so called "rapper" that is famous for simply mumbling into a microphone about drugs and fucking hoes. He has an iq of bloody Patrick from spongebob. Literally, he has no talent. Says he's a harvard dropout when he can't even fucking spell it.

Guy 1: Hey have you head lil pumps new hit!? It's fire broooooo
Guy 2: I don't care ya dickhead

by just some random dude June 10, 2018