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Alabama Tourrettes Pouch

When the gal in your life (or partner of another known or unknown gender) gives you a blowie while she/he/it has the hiccups.
When Mike realized that Krissy had a mean case of hiccups while driving through Tuscaloosa, he threw her head in his lap and she performed what is now known as the "Alabama Tourrettes Pouch". Afterward, Mike was quoted saying "She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with that talent".
by DiscoDanny May 28, 2015
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Pounding the Pooch

Also know as Doing the Dog. To be a lazy no good worthless piece of shit. Or in some cases, to actually have sex with a dog.
"Hey! Get back to work and stop Pounding the Pooch!"
by PeeBee February 12, 2004
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pouncing

Hoping on or riding someone in a sexual way
She is going to be pouncing on me tonight.
Pounce
by snickerdoodledoo January 5, 2015
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Padding for the Pounding

Girl with a big butt (ass, donkadonk, booty, etc), which acts as a nice cushion when having sex doggy-style.
"I'm a fan of big butts."
"Yeah, I like a girl with more padding for the pounding."
by LooshaReeyour April 10, 2010
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Poupon

anything and everything you can think of, used in situations when you can't say the actual word
Guy 1: Man, john's girlfriend is down to poupon

John: What did you say?

Guy 2: He just said she down to get her poupon on

John: What the fuck are you two talking about!

Guy 1 & 2: (Laughing)
by the ace of goons April 8, 2011
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Dog Pound

1. An unruly group of individuals (guys) who collaboratively form a brotherhood through much disruptive behavior, manly adventures and hang outs, and getting laid far to rarely. Members of the group will often bark like dogs and scare of females unintentionally and intimidate other guys that fit the "Chad" stereotype. This group does not usually concern themselves with complying with the latest fashions or rules. In fact, this behavior is encouraged. The diet of these individuals consists of large amounts of fast food, meat, microwaveable items, and cheap alcohol. Despite their unhealthy choices, they maintain higher than average muscle mass though lifting heavy logs, kegs, and snowmobiles; along with the frequent wrestling matches with other members and participation in mountain sports. The occasional fist fights and engaging in sexual intercourse with overweight mountain sluts are other sources of these members' great power.

2. An area that is occupied by the previously described members. This place is quite uncleanly and polluted with smells of garbage, farts, bad breath, and smoke. This atmosphere deters unwanted house guests and is pleasing to their associates. This area may move or have satellite locations such as a rugged cabin in the woods.
Bric Shithouse is the epitome of a dog pound member. He is frequently seen driving his pick-up truck while chewing tobacco. If you see a rough looking guy barking and wearing a cutoff exposing his "Ride Pow" tattoo and addresses you by saying "hey brother," it is most likely him. He is likely to be found at Powerstop, Mt. Crested Butte, or playing Xbox at the Dog Pound. He is very tenacious and will not back down from larger men, women, or beasts. He charms girls with his "award winning smile" and "majestic hair" and keeps his condoms in a GI Joe lunchbox.
by theamericanduff October 12, 2013
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pounding the pud

I was so bored last night I ended up pounging the pud and going to sleep.
by Charlie Thomas October 17, 2004
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