penis

One who looks up the definition of penis.
On urban dictionary.

Person 1: "Hey, I'm going to look up penis on urban dictionary"
Person 2: "Dude, your such a penis"

by feild goal December 14, 2007

Penis

the main organ used to screw someones or somethings asshole , vagina , ear, etc.

dam it felt good when I stuck my penis in that elfs asshole

by Robert July 28, 2003

penis

The male reproductive organ.

Jon's penis is so big!

by kenzee June 29, 2009

penis

Male reproductive organ. Average Size is 6.16 inches in white College Male.

Dont feel bad bout your four inch penis, you're almost average!

by homeruncarl April 9, 2006

penis

Reproductive organ that has replaced the brain in modern males.

He bought a Ferrari? Thinking with his penis again.

by Marget B December 29, 2006

penis

a long rod , generally hairy after puberty. The other words for this object are as follows:

penis
mom
cat

Sometimes its owner likes to play with it.

Hey John, is that what U call a penis?

Yea.. Im going to cry now

this is the saddest thing I have ever written, for smoe reason im all out of ideas atm. P)Fl

by Austins January 28, 2007

penis

A phallus. Are typically around 6-7 inches long.

Penises: they're fun to suck!

by Theaphelia November 19, 2004