Naughty peasants

A group of friends that are bad behaved in their fathers eyes, but really they just love jesus and want to serve him. But they are so awesome and usually come in groups of four. Some of them may be gay or look gay but that what makes them so cool. They all have so much love for each other and even if they stop talking for a while you know they’ll always be best friends

Girl 1: those girls are such naughty peasants!
Girl 2: i know right, they’re so cool.

Girl 1: *hmph, I want to be a naughty peasant
Girl 2: *sigh* I wish

by Edieeee November 3, 2019

android peasant

Someone who can’t afford Apple products and has to use android instead. Often they get extremly offended when people compliment Apple products.

1: What phone do you have
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant

by Niikurasu May 21, 2020

Rich peasant

A rich peasant is basically a peasant with alot of money. Basically a person who barely spends on anything and wouldn't dare to make big purchases.

Hes rich but acts poor, what a Rich peasant!

by Supercheeseidecream December 31, 2020

easy peasy melon squeezy

Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.

I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

Rat peasant

rat /ˈpez(ə)nt/

Noun:

A person who is just such a dirty rat and a peasant, and I just can’t with thems. Like, leader of 4 turtles rat peasant, without the training.

Get out of my face you rat peasant.

by Trishshakin May 13, 2021

Sigma Peasant

A highly focussed introveted version of the Sigma Male
he might not look like a chad
but he is surtently a giga chad of inteligence
he will fight hi oponents with a rock and still go through their medieval armour
most of all
the Sigma Peasant is always quick with his thoughts
if you try to roast him
he will respond faster than you can get to laugh of your own joke
there is only one of his speciece
but soon
there might come more
he will make sure you get anything you want
he is a true gentleman
he might not have many friends
but he is surtenly trustworthy
he will help you get that fat +K/D in any competitive game
one thing you cant do to him
is comanding him
he will not accept simpletons such as Betas, alphas and others
he will do things for you in return of a friendship
and sigma peasant is not single
he is full of asian girls around him

"damn is that guy helping tommy play cod?"
"yeah, he is such a Sigma Peasant"

by Asian Tigh lover May 17, 2022

Snow Peashooter

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that shoots slowing peas at Zombies which can decelerate the movement speed of the affected Zombie, but also deals the same exact damage as a Peashooter.

"One Snow Peashooter on every lane + 2 Repeaters worth on 2 coluums = The best way to beating the easy levels in Plants vs. Zombies."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023