furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.

Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-

by Cherry ♥️ June 10, 2023

5 Neat Guys

5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...

You Have The New 5 NEAT GUYS album

by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023

get near

To leave; sort of a rush but not really. To get near your destination.

Fuck boys it’s 2:00 am and I gotta work in the morning let’s get near.

by Mustardtiger86 December 24, 2023

pert’near

Close to this time

It’s pert’near time to start a new career

by Lady Delilah February 20, 2024

Tuna nearby

An urban slang term referring to attractive women who are in the vicinity. It’s often used informally among friends to indicate that there are hot girls around.

*"Bro, let's hit up that new club tonight, I heard there's always tuna nearby."*

*"Looks like the party's picking up, there's definitely some tuna nearby."*

by ذيبان August 12, 2024

Un neat

When a certain item is not neat

My husband is un neat compared to my mother in law

by Traveza April 5, 2025

Chronicles of Nearnia

An exaggerated tale of a short or nearby trip/journey.

John: So I drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this MASSIVE 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then I tried to run the robber down, then I saw Spiderman, then-..

Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.

by onceuponajosh October 24, 2008