mountain trash

bassically any broke northern cali medicnal marijuana grower.these guys are the help not the owners of property,they typically live in tents or broke down rvs.generally the have no money and will drink all your beer.

man i went to this hill to trim and the mountain trash drank all my beer and whiskey.

by buddysmoken December 18, 2013

Mountain Lean

A mixture of the Mountain Dew Code Red soda and Mountain Dew Voltage soda that creates a purple color and looks very similar to lean but without drugs mixed in.

Max-"Yo are you drinking lean bro?"
Joey-"Nah man it's Mountain Lean it's just soda and it's pretty refreshing."

by MagicCasserole September 29, 2015

Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015

mountain lion

50% mountain dew 50% pink lemonade, lots of ice and a squeeze of fresh lemon ideally drank out of a bendy straw

sends a tingling rush of cool refreshing bliss throughout your body

bf: hey baby can i get you something to drink?

gf: yes, get me a Mountain Lion.

by magsmen77 January 15, 2016

mountain snow hermit

Someone who loves the shit out of fresh powpow and prefers the silence of the mountains to the buzz of city life.

"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."

by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016

mountain tities

When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.

Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!

Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.

by Oreonsam May 17, 2016

mountain range

A bunch of pimples lined up on someones face that looks like the Himalayas. When someone has a mountain range means they probably sweat a lot during activities or don't shower at all.

Dude people might brag about climbing Mount Everest but they'll never climb that mountain range on Dustin's face.

by dbl07 December 21, 2016