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A wicked gay place that makes no sense. For one thing a person will like the same music as a popular person and be called a poser, but when you don't like the same stuff as popular people, your called a geek/nerd/loser wtf is up with that? also it has these gay-ass teachers that wish they were our age again so they keep us after for 7 hours for breathing.
by DizzyLizzy November 30, 2006
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Middle School

It's the worst 3 years of your LIFE. Middle school is just a depressing, lonely, painful place. Your either one of the cool kids that have fake personality, one of the "losers" that are the kids that are still sane. It's pretty much hell. You come in a happy elementary graduate and leave either a depress hopeless 14 year old/or w/e age with low self-esteem, a poser, a idiot, or insane.Oh and it gets worse, all the girls are sluts and all the boys are perverts. And to top it off its when you reach puberty.It's HELL!!!!!!!
Bob: What wrong with Jim? he seems depress.

John: middle school.
by Steve guy person July 13, 2009
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Stimson Middle School

this is a place that no one ever wants to be. we hv stupid tech classes that everyone sleeps thru. there are maybe 3 good teachers in this school. it is nicknamed stimshit for a reason. it’s the shittiest place and literally no one wants to go to this school. people are acc embarrassed to say we go to this school. get us tf out. mr. smith looks like buddy the elf. mr. sansotta looks like a guy who should work at raymor & flannigan. and mr. kellerman looks like Al from toy story. there are way too many teachers who look like thumbs here. and yes this shitty ass school can go bury itself in hell. gay ass school with fucking pervert teachers and they try and help kids with their mental health BUT THE SCHOOL IS CAUSING IT. kids here need to learn how to fucking walk and keep their mouths shut. i can’t think of one person here who is real. everyone is faker than barbie.
guy : what school do you go to?
girl : oh umm
guy : just tell me
girl : stimson middle school
guy : what’s that?
by i probably don’t like you March 10, 2019
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Carwise Middle School

Located in Palm Harbor FL. The worst middle school ever. Filled with bratty rich kids who think that they are THE ONLY THING that matters. Filled with guys who only care about pantsing each other and screwing innocent girls over. Filled with girls who wear too much eyeliner and need to dye their roots blonde to match the rest of their hair. :)
Woah! That kid is messed up!, he must go to carwise middle school!
by 12457438955 December 29, 2010
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Middle School Dance

A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.
A Middle School Dance was probably one of the worst things invented
by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007
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Middle school

A virus that mentally obliterates a kids life, it is like a venom that ravages through our brain.
Tommy changed ever since he went to middle school.
by no life degenerate April 13, 2021
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Laguna Middle School

Stupid ass school filled with stupid ass people and rich ass bitches
by Britknee bitxh January 4, 2019
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