melon-g-johns

a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.

by Krkič August 12, 2019

Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

Melons

Juicy big boobs

I got juicy melons

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

Melon

Being a retard

Luke you melon

by Beaztly July 8, 2020

Melon fuck

The act of fucking someone with melon usually twelve year old boys

I will melon fuck that child

by Ggooog November 13, 2021

Spoiled melons

Saggy breasts

I was at the pub last night and saw this girl with huge boobs, so I took her to the bathroom stall but it turns out they were spoiled melons.

by Ace trick January 12, 2012

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon April 15, 2012