2 definitions by CrispyDisky

Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 16, 2019

KeemStar

Another term for Garden Gnome, but also used as substitute for the word Cuck and/or Faggot

Example (1): I put my KeemStar in the garden, for all of the animals to desecrate.

Example (2): Joey: Wow, Jason is just going to stand there while Tristan flirts with his Girlfriend. What a Keemstar.

by CrispyDisky August 13, 2019