CrispyDisky's definitions

KeemStar

Another term for Garden Gnome, but also used as substitute for the word Cuck and/or Faggot

Example (1): I put my KeemStar in the garden, for all of the animals to desecrate.

Example (2): Joey: Wow, Jason is just going to stand there while Tristan flirts with his Girlfriend. What a Keemstar.

by CrispyDisky August 12, 2019

Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019