Definitions by CrispyDisky

Melon Balling 

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

Melon Balling by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

KeemStar 

Another term for Garden Gnome, but also used as substitute for the word Cuck and/or Faggot

Example (1): I put my KeemStar in the garden, for all of the animals to desecrate.

Example (2): Joey: Wow, Jason is just going to stand there while Tristan flirts with his Girlfriend. What a Keemstar.

KeemStar by CrispyDisky August 12, 2019