Definitions by Beaztly

Alfie 

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.

"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."

Alfie by Beaztly July 5, 2021

Melon 

Being a retard

Luke you melon

Melon by Beaztly July 8, 2020