Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.
"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."
by Beaztly July 5, 2021
mugGet the Alfiemug.

Melon

Being a retard
Luke you melon
by Beaztly July 8, 2020
mugGet the Melonmug.

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