masturbation fiend

An addict who is addicted to masturbation.

The chronic masturbation fiend masturbates to a photo of that handsome guy 3 times a day. The fiend uses lotion and other slippery substances to get off on his picture.

by FDA unapproved April 14, 2010

Masturbating

For males it is playing with your wang or joystick on your crotch till you ejaculate white semen. For chicks it's the same except it's their vagina.
Try this: Master of debating(say it quickly and it sounds like masturbating)

Ex: Sarah: Hey what are you doing in the room? Kevin: Well I'm masturbating to porn so don't come in. Sarah: o_O Okay! talk to you later then.

by Mr.Craze February 18, 2009

Vacuum Masturbation

When you use a vacuum's hose attachment to clean the body of the vacuum.

I had lots of fun sucking up the spider webs with Vacuum Masturbation

by E.N. Smith October 1, 2008

Twilight Masturbation

When a girl or woman proceedes to masturbate and sexualally reach an all time high (moan), due to the appearance and/or voice of Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.

When I was in the movie for New Moon, all I heard was Twilight Masturbation.

by Ûñkñøwîñg December 7, 2009

Masturbathe

Masturbating in the shower

Attention students of College University, please don't Masturbathe in the shower. The semen is clogging the drains.

by H. Honcho September 9, 2012

Masturbathing

The act of a nice shower becoming a masturbation session

YOU - Dude, get out of the shower, you've been in there for over half an hour!!
ME - Sorry man, I was bathing but then I started masturbathing

by enroiv December 6, 2010

How to masturbate

How a man in prison gets off in the shower by himself

Get naked, get hard, lube your thighs, stick your hard-on between your legs, run in place until victory! Now you know How to Masturbate - Convict style

by Skin Head Peanut April 14, 2008