I Mask, Therefore I Am.

When tens of thousands of people worldwide suddenly realize their existence or mortality after wearing a face mask in public, because they are conscious or paranoid of their physical look for vanity reasons or otherwise.

Trump, who ridiculed his political rival for publicly donning a mask, narcissistically told his diehard supporters after he’s infected with the coronavirus, “I mask, therefore I am.”

by MathPlus March 9, 2021

half mask

Wearing a mask over your mouth, but not your nose.

Dave: Did you see that guy breathing all over the shelves?
Sarah: Yeah, he was flying at half mask.

by anangrygoose May 17, 2021

Joshua Marks

Very cool man, he has over $20 in his wallet. He was a member of the Josh fight and though he didn't win, he killed about 5 different Joshes because he was just that powerful.

That guy is as strong as Joshua Marks!!!

by Totally_Not_Joshua_Marks May 17, 2021

Business Marks

When you wanna leave a hicky but not where it will get someone in trouble at work.

"Hey, don't give me a hicky where people can see "
"All good, I will just leave a few business marks"

by Octolad June 23, 2021

National Mask Day

A future annual event when companies and schools allow employees and students to wear their own DIY face masks in remembering what they used to wear in a pandemic to protect themselves and others.

WHO couldn’t get the unanimous approval of member countries to commemorate National Mask Day post-pandemic.

by MathPlus July 20, 2021

Penis Mask

A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.

You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!

by DrewToYou April 28, 2022

Honey mask

Where a woman denies or suppresses aspects of her character to snag a partner. Most likely a fella

Are you being honey trapped? No but I’m thinking I might be being honey masked

by Ushkothebear August 24, 2022