by Old Evil Bastard September 12, 2011
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by MustGoGo November 26, 2005
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A thin, sorry excuse for facial hair consisting of a few scraggly, individually visible hairs scattered above a man's upper lip. Typically seen on teenage boys who can't yet grow a full moustache, and on men from ethnic backgrounds that typically have sparse facial hair. Pathetic for the same reasons as a comb-over, and very low class.
Jimbob's luck changed one day when he shaved off his mullet and his Mexican moustache. Someplace called him back for a job interview that wasn't a gas station.
by WanderingDave July 5, 2006
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Get the moustache mug.The careful placement of a used condom on the upper lip of your sexual partner. Only to be preformed if sexual partner falls in the category of; one night stand, ugly cow or if she/he already has a nasty tache.
by C. Magee November 19, 2006
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by JBizzum October 9, 2008
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It is when the mustache first starts to grow in, and it looks like the hairs have no idea which way they want to go.
It is when the mustache first starts to grow in, and it looks like the hairs have no idea which way they want to go.
"look over there, that kid has a millvale mustache"
"Shave your face, you got a millvale mustache forming"
"Shave your face, you got a millvale mustache forming"
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