Michigan railgun

When two partners proceed to have intercorse in the state of Michigan. The female inserts a dead roadkill inside of the males Anus while he proceeds to masterbate.

Guy: starts masterbating
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*

by Pussycrunch69 September 26, 2022

Michigan pinner

A Michigan pinner is when rolling a joint you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown weed in the provided rolling paper as possible.

Damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zigzag that's a Michigan pinner if I ever saw one, let's smoke.

by LePour January 6, 2024

Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.

I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.

by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020

Gibraltar, Michigan

A small town of stuck up white people who pretend to be better than everyone else, which they probably are, and the small city is mostly mistaken for Rockwood, Michigan because they share a zipcode

I live in the stuck up small town of Gibraltar, Michigan, but you probably don't know where that is.

by katiedids19 May 18, 2018

Michigan Kazoo

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.

I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.

by Chefman001 February 11, 2025

Michigan McChicken

The Michigan McChicken is the act of having pleasure sexual intimacy with a McChicken, from the popular fast food chain McDonald's, then ejaculate inside the McChicken, and then giving it to a homeless man to feast on.

Anthony: Man im bored, Whats the move?

Joseph: Wanna go feed a homeless man a Michigan McChicken?

Anthony: Sure man! Lets also listen to Suicide Boys while fucking the McChicken!

Joseph: I was thinking the same thing! Lets go!

by kaji2k February 22, 2025

Michigan butt chug

The act of inserting an open Gatorade bottle in somebody’s anus letting empty out in your partners, rectal cavity and preceding the drink out of their anus.

“Me and my partner just did the Michigan Butt Chug last night. I don’t know how much I liked it, but I’m willing to try it again.

by K-Town Crips February 29, 2024