Meat Pacifier

The old cock and balls. Sure to pacify and satisfy that hungry mouth and quiet one down to sounds of soft suckling and quiet coos of satisfaction.

The girl was a little too talkative last night so I gave her the meat pacifier. She was quite content thereafter till I nutted up her chin real good.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017

Meatbog

A name given to offend an individual who possesses the characteristic of a largely spherical head, which therefore bears resemblance to an undercooked meatball. Should be spoken in the place of an individuals name for maximum offence

‘F*ck of meatbog’
‘Come cinema this weekend, myself, Gareth and meatbog will be in attendance

by Large-induvidual March 2, 2018

meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes

damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?

by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020

meatball sleep

When someone that gets less sleep than the average person takes a nap.

"Did you get any sleep last night?"
"Yeah I had a meatball sleep"

by TheSpicyMeatballMan June 28, 2020

MEATBEE

Someone who has no friends, sits lonely at school reading a book by him/hers self.

Person 1: “Yo it’s a Meatbee”
Person 2: “ yeah I know he/she needs friends”

by DrWallzaTag November 18, 2020

Meat Canyon's Law

Once a Studio claims a piece of media as legal property. This media becomes cannon and nothing can be done to make it fictional again. This does not apply if it is simply taken down.

Example: Warner Bros claimed the video titled "Wabbit Season" by Meatcanyon as legal property. It makes Bugs Bunny a struggling rapist.

Person 1: According to Meat Canyon's Law, Ultra Instinct Shaggy is cannon.
Person 2: You know what else is cannon?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Me dragging deez nuts on your face.

by Dr. Superiority December 22, 2021

penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.

She was eating my Penis meat all night long.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018