shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Massapequa

massapequa is the best town in nassau

massapequa beter than all towns

by oot July 27, 2005

Missage

A scale of how much you miss somebody. Zero/null/no missage is where you do not miss somebody, aka indifferent to their presence or hate the person. Loads/Masses/High missage is where you miss somebody a ridiculous amount, so much you think about them all the time, and wish they were with you.

Person 1: "How much do you miss Bel?"

Person 2: "Loads, I have heaps of missage"

by heapsmissage_90 December 1, 2010

message board

A great way to express your opinions, but unlike a chatroom, there are usaully less n00bz, people act more intelligently, and the screen doesn't get flooded with replies like so many chatrooms do. Often called forums.

Urbandictionary.com is a message board, just a VERY slow one.

by Elitist January 2, 2004

Missage

To miss scoring points in various different ways.

Jorge was playing basketball at the gym and experienced a significant amount of missage in the second half.

by markEpoo June 4, 2018

testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.

"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."

by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009

obligation message

when you're IMing or texting someone and the conversation reaches a point where you have nothing left to say but you feel obligated to respond anyway

person 1- "why are you staring at that blank text?"
person 2- "because i dont know what else to say"
person 1- "ooo, got that obligation message feeling?"
person 2- "yep"

by K7A2T6 November 10, 2010