Missage 

Missage is a couple of rings given by the caller to serve as a message/hint/clue to the called person. The called person expects the call and is not supposed to answer the call. It is popularly referred to as "giving a missed call". For eg, giving a missage so that the other party can store your number.

Missed call is a portmanteau of missed call and a message.

Rajath : Hey! I don't have your number.
You : Wait. I'll give you a missage.

Rajath : When are you coming to the party?
You : I'll be running late. I'll give you a missage when I reach there.

Missage by rajathvsm April 24, 2010

missage 

The feeling you get when everything your heart beats for has suddenly abandoned you and you are left with a completely empty feeling that consumes every thought you can create. Your days are neverending and your breath is always short. Your fast faint heartbeats are only a reminder that there is more pain to come with each new day that arises. Every second of your time you spend racking you brain over where you went wrong, what you could have done different, why you always find yourself in these kinds of situations. Then as if nothing else is left and nothing else matters the miss factor starts to set in, slowly but surely it will devour every inch of your heart and you will lose yourself to that which you loved most. It is now that you have entered a new realm of despondency.

David: "hey man, I'm sorry about jessica"

Jason: "yea, the missage is pretty dumb"

missage by idkanymore February 22, 2009

Missage 

A scale of how much you miss somebody. Zero/null/no missage is where you do not miss somebody, aka indifferent to their presence or hate the person. Loads/Masses/High missage is where you miss somebody a ridiculous amount, so much you think about them all the time, and wish they were with you.

Person 1: "How much do you miss Bel?"

Person 2: "Loads, I have heaps of missage"

Missage by heapsmissage_90 December 1, 2010

Missage 

To miss scoring points in various different ways.

Jorge was playing basketball at the gym and experienced a significant amount of missage in the second half.

Missage by markEpoo June 4, 2018

Missage 

A missage is the phenonmenon of missing a message even though it's been marked as read. This what happens when you miss a message via text, email, phone call, etc., but by the time you look back at that message, you even question how you could have ever mark this as read, if you never remember seeing the interaction!

Roger: I sent you that very important email weeks ago, how could you not see it?
Nico: I have no idea, it was a total missage.

Ian: I just saw your message from like 3 weeks ago, I must have opened it and then never responded.
Mel: It's okay, everyone has a missage every once in a while, I know you've busy.

Missage by Nicomoriamo March 11, 2016

missage 

A delightful rubbing/kneading of a single chick's sumptuous softness.

If you play yer cards right when interacting wif a hot chick, she might eventually let you give her a missage!

missage by QuacksO November 5, 2023

letter S frontpage missage 

A dreadful condition which somehow causes letter S to disappear from urbandictionary.com frontpage 'browsable by letter' list.

Og sheesh, they've forgotten to put S there among others again dammit!

letter S frontpage missage by AA September 10, 2003