Post Malone'd

Post Malone'd (V): To consume a steady and increasing quantities of alcohol, weed and shrooms over the course of a 12-84 hour period .

Sorry I was late for work today, I got fucking Post Malone'd last night.

by WutangDad August 28, 2023

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shorty maloti

South African slang.

Shorty Maloti, a insult used to make fun of short people. Commonly used in primary schools.

Look over there, it's shorty maloti!

by J'sWifey January 10, 2024

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Karl Malone

NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

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cahooney malooney

An absolute cracked out meth-head who would be the type of person to rant about very weird conspiracy theories and make them sound real. Absolute wackjob

Dude did you see that guy with the Jong (bong with a jean cover over top of it).

Yeah he’s an absolute cahooney malooney

by Candanmansaw December 14, 2024

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Phrase used when a player gets destroyed by an unusually smart zombie, can also be used to refer to a zombie that has bad pathfinding and gets stuck whilst trying to chase down the player. The players must agree that a specific zombie model is to be dubbed "Stone Malone"

Player 1: Bro I got finessed by stone
Player 2: Bro got stone maloned, the L is massive

by zeussybaka February 12, 2025

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A Nelly Malone

When you decide to sue someone from something silly or stupid that's not necessarily another person's fault just because you want to make money.

Ex: Suing a best friend over their dog biting you and receiving 10,000 $.

"Wow you guys. If I were you I'd just pull a Nelly Malone on them."

by pooopismyname123 March 29, 2015

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