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louisiana tech 

A Tier 1 University, whose students comprise of Nerds or Rednecks. The University itself is in need of a remodeling after standing for over 100 years, but that's to be expected. It is relatively small for its high ranking in education, and surprisingly cheap. In 2016 the school was unfortunately desecrated by individuals of racist beliefs, a sad act correlating to the demographic beliefs of the surrounding populous. The students there are either really smart and hard working who will leave with a Science, Engineering, or Education degree, or those who will get a degree relating to sports and alcohol, that is easy to achieve. Overall, Louisiana Tech is a great school, but be weary of the beliefs of the locals in correlation to your background.
Individual 1: "I'm going to Louisiana Tech, it's cheaper to go there then all of our in-state colleges, and offers a higher education"
Individual 2: "You mean a community college for rednecks, you idiot."
(Years later)

Individual 2: "long time, no see. How have you been ever since you went to that red neck community college?"
Individual 1:" Well I have an engineering degree, make 6 figures a year, nearly paid off my loans, and for the record 'Tech' is short for Polytechnic, not Technical, so no its not a community college, and a good bit of the students are red neck, but the education is anything but ."
Individual 2:" What? I got an Engineering degree too, but I don't make that much and I still have tons of loans."
Individual 1:"Well you should have gone to one of the best engineering universities in the country, like me."
louisiana tech by i318legion June 17, 2016
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Louisiana Tech University 

Louisiana Tech is a Tier 1 national university - the only Tier 1 national university in the nine-member University of Louisiana System. Louisiana Tech conducts research with ongoing projects funded by agencies such as NASA, the National Institutes of Health, the National Science Foundation, and the Department of Defense. Louisiana Tech was ranked 13th nationally in affordability for in-state students and 25th nationally for out-of-state students.

Louisiana Tech is sadly not as well known nor as big as LSU, but that's no reason to count us out. We have an exemplary engineering and science program. Additionally, we are currently (as of Feb 2013) the only university to offer a degree in Cyber Engineering.

Let's be honest. We're waaaaay better than ULM.
Person 1: LaTech is a bunch-a redneck hipsters!
Person 2: I'm sorry, good sir? Are you from ULM?
Person 1: Yeah, so?
Person 2: You poor, poor soul. I understand you wish you were as cool as us who attend the humble Louisiana Tech University. May you study in peace.

Louisiana Tech University 

A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.

Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."

person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
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