Loaf Crusher

A deragatory term for Minecraft Villagers

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS

by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025

Loaf

Also means a cat.
If you call a person a loaf then they are a furry

The loaf pooped in its food can

by UltraLoaf February 28, 2023

Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.

That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life

by LiliiBilii November 23, 2021

Shart Loaf

A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.

“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”

“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins October 31, 2019

road loaf

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime

Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road

by Tiberius Kirk April 11, 2014

Loaf Gang

An awesome group of dank people in discord, seen as some of the most lit people in this universe.

Do you know “loaf god bootyratchik”? Hes so cool, hes the leader of loaf gang.
Ava is a thot, she is never good enough for loaf gang.

by loaf god bootyratchik December 5, 2017

loaf

the retarded, kylé chenner version of oof

that’s a fat loaf

by lackell December 8, 2018