steve jobs-ing

When you take acid and are productive.

I'd rather not lay and look at the clouds all day I have work to do; I'm Steve Jobs-ing

by C. Digger July 2, 2016

Joust

Using ones erect penis against another person or friend with an erect penis and running at full speed at each other and whoever gets stabbed by the erect penis loses.

"Oh man my stomach has an enormous bruise from when your dick hit me at our last jousting session"

"Fuck dude my black eye isn't getting much better from jousting last friday"

by Negro Flakes March 3, 2009

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

jobs a goodun

See jobs a good'un.

Only seen it in print once, in Time Out London, and thats how it was spelled.

by oracle March 12, 2004

blow jobs

When Gorden puts his lips around Stevens penis and says mmmmm...Thats good

Mmmmm....Thats good

by MacW October 28, 2003

green jobs

jobs related to eco-friendly, "green", clean energy-related industries.

President Obama is acting legislation to create 1 million green jobs.

by be1pers January 26, 2009

Steve Jobs-ing

To be productive while on LSD

I'd rather not lay back and watch the clouds all day. I have work to do; I'm steve jobs-ing

by C. Digger June 30, 2016