ink horn

someone who does a lot of writing. usually with a fountain pen, like an old fashioned scribe. Nerdy, geeky that kind of thing.

"you going to that party tonight?"
"nah ive got to do my physics"
"god damn you, you're such and ink horn!"

by plonk November 19, 2007

three horn swamp rhino

Women that are very very fat that hit on you at the bar. So disgusting that not even the light switch can justify that one.

That fat girl at the end of the bar is a real three horn swamp rhino.

by gravytrain95 December 12, 2007

the devil's horn

another term for what the f*

the devil's horn is this nonsense?

by Uncle Dimma January 31, 2018

Texas Long Horn

The Texas Long Horn is like the shocker but fold down your ring finger and middle finger, slip your pinky into thier brown eye and you know what to do with the other finger

But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch,With the shocker ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles

I texas long horned this girl and i got full insertion!

by ybm916 January 29, 2007

Green Horn

A Friendly term used to discribe Potuguese men who use terms such as: "Close the light" "Why for you" "Whats the matter for you" "Ahh Cadad"

Manuel all the time says, "whats the matter for Johnny?" this makes him a Green horn

by Jordan M. January 21, 2005

French Horn

The act of performing oral sex on a man while inserting your fist into his anus.

That dirty whore gave me a french horn for $15.

by Pilot K May 20, 2014

sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

by Beaner McWeiner July 14, 2008