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Fanny Handed

A person who is an expert at pleasuring vaginas, usually through the method of fingering, although could include other sex acts.
Female 1: "I've not had an orgasm in 6 months!"
Female 2: "oh let Luke have a go he's a bit fanny handed he will be able to help
by Okenj August 8, 2015
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Blackberry hand

The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.
"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."

"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."
by ChochmahFan March 29, 2010
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Angel hands

When your hands and cock are super smooth so you can jerk off without lotion
Bro 1: bro i woke up today with angel hands so didn't need even get out my bed to jerk off

Bro 2: bro...nice
by captainsplash May 2, 2019
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Hand Jibber

Used to define an emotionless, dead fish-eyed straight back handjob.
Waitress: "Would you like anything else?"
Customer: "Well, since you asked, a slow beej would be great, but failing that, a stiff Hand Jibber would suffice while I eat this meal."
by Nsla April 10, 2015
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hands up

The universally accepted gesture of, or order thereof, surrender between any combatants in which the surrendering party(s) hands are elevated 90 degrees vertically without weapons, in order to visually display the non-possession of any weapon, and the voluntary cessation of all hostile action on behalf of the surrendering party(s).
"When the Allied forces exited their trenches and advanced forward, the Axis soldiers came out with their hands up.)
by speedog May 2, 2010
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Hand Spatula

The use of arm/hand motion to prevent unwanted contact from drunk females.

e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
Megan: OH MY GOD! I haven't seen you all night! Give me a hug!

Kyle *uses hand spatula*
by Kahltherage December 5, 2010
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hand party

Hand party is a rough translation of male masturbation from Kazakh to English by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat.
Borat: "My favourite television program is your Home and Aways. I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties."
by Scobar November 13, 2006
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