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1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis
Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
by Don Pavlic August 13, 2011
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