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weak handed

Retarded ass mugfucka's. Word to confuse people.
L1-Do you know who is weak handed.

L2-Who?

L1-You.

L2-OK? (What does weak handed mean).

Ex 2.
Teacher-Why are you failing my class.

L1-Because.

Teacher-Because what?

L1-Cause your weak handed.

Teacher-Good reason. *Walks away confused*
by Woodlawn Feeder February 23, 2009
mugGet the weak handedmug.

Doyle's Hand

1) A hand in Texas Hold'Em being 10, 2 any suit. The name orginated from Dolye Brunson aka Texas Dolly a famous poker player.
I just got dealt Doyle's hand! Time to go all in!
by BluffedDuces July 23, 2009
mugGet the Doyle's Handmug.

hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.
by bringinbacksuckit December 1, 2011
mugGet the hand bandmug.

Blackberry hand

The dedication of one hand to always be clutching at one's Blackberry device, even when not in use. A phenomenon easily observable in many collegiate females.
"My Blackberry hand makes me look so much cooler in this picture, since I have so many friends."

"I would rather injure my left hand than my Blackberry hand."
by ChochmahFan March 29, 2010
mugGet the Blackberry handmug.

hands up

The universally accepted gesture of, or order thereof, surrender between any combatants in which the surrendering party(s) hands are elevated 90 degrees vertically without weapons, in order to visually display the non-possession of any weapon, and the voluntary cessation of all hostile action on behalf of the surrendering party(s).
"When the Allied forces exited their trenches and advanced forward, the Axis soldiers came out with their hands up.)
by speedog May 2, 2010
mugGet the hands upmug.

Hand Spatula

The use of arm/hand motion to prevent unwanted contact from drunk females.

e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
Megan: OH MY GOD! I haven't seen you all night! Give me a hug!

Kyle *uses hand spatula*
by Kahltherage December 5, 2010
mugGet the Hand Spatulamug.

hand party

Hand party is a rough translation of male masturbation from Kazakh to English by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat.
Borat: "My favourite television program is your Home and Aways. I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties."
by Scobar November 13, 2006
mugGet the hand partymug.

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