guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005

guido

A chip in while playing golf. See also luigi

Who didn't think that Ward would go guido?

by Kid Fury October 28, 2004

Guida

Polish, an obcure line of geneology origionating long long ago, in a galaxy far, far, away. The guidas to this day still stick close to their Jedi roots.

That Guidas lightsaber skills are honed to perfection

by Nate Voelker October 24, 2004

Sherpa Guide

Person carrying a lot of shit.

Guy: Hey, were only walking a block to the drug store. Why are you carrying all that shit?
Girl: blah blah blah blah blah...
Guy: Ha! You look like a damned Sherpa Guide!

by Zeke May 7, 2005

Sherpa Guide

An individual who prepares or assists an official or highly-placed executive at a conference or presentation. Will often be the brain power behind the puppet. Tasks often include carrying color paper clips, ensuring adequate copies of presentation are on hand and making sure official manages to get on and off the plane.

The Sherpa Guide fumbled with the paper clips on the plane since the boss decided to change to order of the MegaDeck.

by Marty's friend May 5, 2005

guideon

a person from a mental institution

altzimers dementia insanity

by mark January 9, 2004

guide boy

cocaine or more usually, she who deals it

let's just hang about this shitty situation for another three or so hours, Guide Boy is coming

by wurly August 4, 2007