Goblin Angles

Similar to myspace angles, except much more hideous in real life and resembles an actual goblin. Subjects who utilize goblin angles are also prone to eating children, hanging out under bridges, and riddles.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see that chicas myspace? She is fine as hell.

Bro 2: Hellz yah bro! Chestbump!

Regular guy: Guys...have you seen her yet? Totally a gobbo. She's got the goblin angles goin like mad. Might as well call her Smeagol.

by SammyBee August 19, 2008

Goblin's Taint

Used to refer how cold the temperature is outside, in an extreme way.

Jeff: Dude it is seriously colder then a Goblin's Taint out here right now.

Adam: I know this, my balls just curled inside my anus like a goblin's punch.

by jeff detty February 4, 2009

goblinoggin

Intense oral sex from a goblin or goblin-like creature

I can never pass up some good goblinoggin.

by The Weed Mage December 28, 2009

Goblin Girl

A girl who can be chaotic(usually due to ADHD), slightly mischievous in a cute/adorable manner, and also can get obsessive collector of a particular item/franchise.

Guy 1: Did you see all the Star Wars memorabilia Jessie had at her place?

Guy 2: I know! She almost tried to steal my Darth Vader sweatshirt. She’s a total Goblin girl.

by Nutty_Poopsicle March 20, 2022

gobling

To to goblin mode.

Person 1: There is no scientific evidence that gnomes or goblins exist.

Person 2: You better watch your mouth or I finna gobling.

by Toastermuncher January 22, 2023

Goblin Mode Italian Style

Living a life of hedonism and reckless abandon, but also eating pasta at the same time.

Dave's really given up on life, he's gone goblin mode Italian style.

by SesameYeet February 22, 2023

tunnel goblin

a man who enjoys his rim being tongued

See that guy over there in the leotard? He's a real tunnel goblin.

by Flatch June 30, 2006