An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
Get the old goatmug. A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)
by KatK November 26, 2007
Get the goat ropermug. A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.
The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?
A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.
A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
Get the goat picturesmug. A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.
A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
by JMTX December 28, 2005
Get the fainting goatmug. by Wevvles January 13, 2017
Get the acting the goatmug. Someone who is large in the torso and small in the legs. Also someone who is small in the torso and large in the legs. Two unmatched halves in one person, like a squid and a goat.
by phlglyshk April 27, 2011
Get the squid-goatmug. When someone is cheating on an online video game, but is intentionally doing bad to lower suspicion while giving their team information.
Player 1: Yo Enemy 1 is cheating!
Player 2: No he's not dude? He has no kills.
Player 1: Yeah, he's a hacker's goat, he is giving their team info.
Player 2: No he's not dude? He has no kills.
Player 1: Yeah, he's a hacker's goat, he is giving their team info.
by Space_ December 24, 2018
Get the hacker's goatmug.