Beer Goggles Bitch

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--LET'S FUCK AGAIN!

A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!

by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006

Graduation Goggles

when you are ready to quit something but then start seeing it in a new and positive light

A week before High School was over I got Graduation Goggles. Even though I hated everyone I went to school wtih.

by CmeDiG April 30, 2011

goggleboy

Any number of goggle-wearing protagonists found in anime and manga. Characterized by massive aviator or welding goggles worn around the neck or head. If there is a group of misfit kids, the goggleboy is always the leader. Usually spiky-haired and hyperactive, goggleboys are a staple of the media along with catgirls and giant robots.

Contrary to the name, goggleboys do not always need to wear goggles. Non-functioning sunglasses, bandannas, or just extra spiky hair along with single-minded determination and hyperactivity qualify for goggleboy status. Not all goggle wearing boys qualify for goggleboy status.

Tai and all his successors from Digimon are eponymous to the goggleboy image.

"Just cause your obnoxious and wearing those speedo goggles around your neck, doesn't mean I'm going to follow you though the woods."

"But I'm the goggleboy! I've got tons of cute charisma so you have to do what I say."

"No. Just, no."

by skypiratejack November 14, 2007

Gooey Goggles

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.

Peter gave Jane some Gooey Goggles so that she could not see his swift departure after sex.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 28, 2007

Foggy Goggle

when a man coats a womans glasses with a facial of hot jizz.

he pulled his cock out of the librarians mouth and busted it in her face, giving her a foggy goggle

by ep481483 November 21, 2010

arabian sand storm with goggles

When a male places his balls in someone's eyes,(much like an egg crate) and then farts in their mouth.

"Look, Alan's passed out, I'm gonna give that cougar tooth an Arabian sand storm with goggles."

by Lazer Hipnatico February 10, 2007

Norwegian Goggles

An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the victim. This must be performed while facing the victim's feet, so that the penis will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the noseguard of traditional viking helmets.

syn: Roman Warrior

"I know Ben threatened to teabag me if I fell asleep drunk last night, but I had no idea that he would go for the full Norwegian Goggles!"

by Soog McGuire August 16, 2007