When we realised we'd won our court case we laughed for ten minutes non stop at how much it would cost the opposition. It was a total gloatathon.
by MrGeee July 8, 2023
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by Billybobthefourth August 25, 2023
Get the glorbinorb mug.A glorb is someone who messes things up easily. They can get said task done but they will not get it done in a good way, more of a decent way.
by Billybobthefourth August 25, 2023
Get the Glorb mug.A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!
Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
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Appearance: generally of a jelly-like consistency, clear and exhibiting a range of hues depending on the wellbeing of the glorble's owner.
Glorble's are closely linked with male spirituality and kinship and are considered to be sacred. While most men are intimately familiar with their Glorble, it is common practice not to talk about it with other genders , with the practice forbidden in most cultural and spiritual traditions. To avoid pressure to do so and to protect the safety of their Glorble, most men will not acknowledge the knowledge or existence of their (or another's) Glorble.
Many traditions consider the Glorble to be the vessel of a man's soul.
Appearance: generally of a jelly-like consistency, clear and exhibiting a range of hues depending on the wellbeing of the glorble's owner.
Glorble's are closely linked with male spirituality and kinship and are considered to be sacred. While most men are intimately familiar with their Glorble, it is common practice not to talk about it with other genders , with the practice forbidden in most cultural and spiritual traditions. To avoid pressure to do so and to protect the safety of their Glorble, most men will not acknowledge the knowledge or existence of their (or another's) Glorble.
Many traditions consider the Glorble to be the vessel of a man's soul.
"And the gates of heaven opened, and there was the trumpeting of angels, and the glorbles of man rejoiced as they were endowed with irrevocable knowledge of all things." --Avron, 3:16
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