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Reykjavik handshake 

Chlamydia.

Originates from Iceland’s high rate of casual sex, which has caused the country to have the highest rate of chlamydia in Europe for the last 10 years.
She gave me a Reykjavik handshake when we hooked up last night.
Reykjavik handshake by Jaleiely November 19, 2017

reykjavik sperm bank 

Around a hot spring, gather a group of ladies looking to auto-impregnate and a group of donors. Have the donors wank into the spring and stir briskly with an oar. Everybody takes a dip and, I don't know, makes fondue or something.
"If you're looking to get pregnant I'm having a Reykjavik Sperm Bank in Jackson Hole this weekend. You should come!"

Menntaskólinn í Reykjavík 

I whish Menntaskólinn í Reykjavík was in my country

West Rekjavik 

Small nation located somewhere around Strongbadia and East Rekjavik. Famous for its concerts, where Strong Bad and friends play a lot of the time.
Live in West Rekjavik: Strong Bad! Wednesday the 3rd! 26 bucks! Bring some ladies!

Reykjavic Ride along

The act of riding on the lap of a lady, typically side saddle or straddling, kissing & cuddling her while she performs & or enjoys certain acts . I.E urinating, defecating, receiving sexual stimulation etcetera. The Reykjavik ride along gets its name from when Viking shield maidens took a shining to some of their captives & wished to keep them close at all times, due to their physical strength they could easily handle a full grown Anglo Saxon sat astride them while they undertook a myriad of sexual & or lavatory activities.
When I walked the vicars wide home last night, she invited me in for a Reykjavic ride along. I spent the whole evening sat astride her, on her lap while she used the vicar as her own personal toilet. She is a very accommodating host.