Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

girah

pl. girahs
a unit of time defined as 3.5 days or one half week.

I havent had sex in almost 5 girahs.

by etc July 20, 2004

gerthical

the state of being gerthy

You're far to gerthical for that belt....bitch.

by mozeratiemother October 23, 2007

Garthantuo

a longer version of the name garth.

hi my name is garthantuo. but you can call me garth for short :D

by vagsaurustotherex November 4, 2010

Girshniph

adj; a name to call someone or something that is odd and or weird.

You'e such a girshniph

by Ekilmy May 22, 2011

Gurthang

The Iron of Death, a longsword made out of black steel.
or
A black mans penis

dude! He totally stabbed her with Gurthang!

by theironmongerofdoom11235 October 24, 2012

Girrhino

Girrhino is a mix of a Girraffe and a Rhino.

"oh, that rhino has a long neck; it must be a Girrhino"
"oh, thats one horny girraffe; it must be a Girrhino"

by christofurryballs November 2, 2012