nigger gerbils

The cutest damn gerbils you'll ever find. Black in colour and heritage, but golden in temperament!

Awww look at those cute nigger gerbils. What's that little fella? You want some watermelon? Have a chicken bucket instead.

by hodgeypodgey June 30, 2009

german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she lets the blood spread everywhere. Then the man takes out his penis, ejaculates onto the menstrual blood, and swirls it around. Thus, creating the candycane effect.

My girl was on her period, so we decided to do a German Candycane.

by The magic man March 26, 2014

Germxn

Stop Americanizing languages. Like so many other languages, like Spanish, German is a gendered language. Deal with it.

“Are you a Germxn?”
“A what?”
Germxn is wrong. It’s incorrect. It’s not even a word that exists within the German language. If you do not believe me, learn the damn language.

by Ahoomanman March 21, 2022

Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018

jerkin your gerkin

masturbating, wasting time.

"whats taking you so long? you jerkin your gerkin?"

by andyrizz August 21, 2008

german people

some people from Germany

look at all those german people

by Mr Cynical August 20, 2006

German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.

I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!

by keger26 December 18, 2011