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What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!
by bird875 May 7, 2010
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penile trust fail

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!

This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.

Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!

Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?

Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.

Jimmy: Bet
See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.
by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023
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whale fail

Getting pinned down while swimming alongside a killer whale in open waters; I fail of immense proportions; Free Willy 3: The Rescue.
"Oh man, did you see that killer whale fall on top of that diver!?"

"Yeah! That was a whale fail!!"

"Almost as whale fail as Keiko in Norway!"

"THEY ATE KEIKO!?"
by Epic Marine Biologist January 21, 2009
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to fail

by - A Person August 20, 2016
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senses fail

possibly one of the greatest emocore bands around and for all u haters how bout u shut the fuck up u don't even know the band so FUCK OFF don't forget "RUM IS FOR DRINKING, NOT FOR BURNING".
don't knock SENSES FAIL untill u listen to SENSES FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!(that was for all u hater faggots!)
by dawggydoo May 21, 2006
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jail fail

Any time you undertake an action where the probable outcome is a quick trip to jail. Jail fails are the second from the bottom in the heirarchy of fails.

See also: Epic fail, death fail
Steve: So I'm pretty sure I saw you pedipass last night.
Austin: Yeah, I hope it doesn't turn into jail fail.
by SargeSmith April 25, 2008
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Meebo Fail

When you send an IM on meebo and the person doesn't recieve it. A meebo fail usually follows with "meebo message: could not IM buddy" or "meebo message: could not connect to network"
B@biigurll169: hey bob
Bobbyboii86: heyy
Bobbyboii86: do you wanna go out wih me?
Meebo Message: could not IM buddy
B@biigurll169: do you like lemons?
Bobbyboii86: ughh meebo fail
by karlie and monique May 25, 2009
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