Mouse Fishing

While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!

While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh

by Mr.Dinoman April 23, 2018

Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.

Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.

by Blagardson October 10, 2009

Chop the Fish

When you karate chop a pussy with your dick

"Yo Jimmy you Chop the Fish last night?"
"yeah dude, smooth as butter"

by Trowski2 August 31, 2016

Fish mooney

When a girl bends over while wearing a short skirt and you can see her vagina lips

Oi Rhys, check out that girl over there, she's proper fish mooneying you, said Bill

by Crackalaka October 20, 2014

Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

by Bonkers! December 24, 2008

Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.

Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on

by Lesstatt June 16, 2013

fish in the bowl

Action of displaying your cock in an empty wine glass. Usually done at parties or formal events to loosen up the guests and initiate an orgy.

Yesterday at the party, Alex did the fish in the bowl with Stephanie's glass. He was so pissed.

by Dom900 April 5, 2011