mine finder

A mine finder is a worthless 'member' of society. Someone who doesn't contribute to the world and would be better served standing on a land mine so that innocent farmers and villages in places like Cambodia wouldn't. Their greatest contribution to the world would be in death, spread over a paddock.

John: Hey, did you see that dickhead druggie passed out on the train today.
Jimmy: Yeah, another mine finder in need of a one way ticket to Cambodia.

by Joseph Tizzle the 2nd January 15, 2009

Nipple Finder

A Nipple Finder is someone who helps people find their nipples for them when they can't do it themselves.

"Man I had to hire a professional nipple finder to help me find my nipples for me, I had thought I lost them, turns out, they were on my chest!"

by IrreverentIzzy February 10, 2017

Fag Finder

A fag finder is someone who finds gays.
Somehow always able to pick out the gays.

-Tim"You know simrat"
-Sarah "yeah"
-Tim"she is a true fag finder"
-Sarah"yo, thas lit."

by mmmmmegan June 18, 2018

I've been finding

Another classic sentence of doom. Said by your parents/teachers/boss when they notice your stash or discover something out of place that could get you punished.

"I've been finding my VCR was being played with. It's not yours, so don't touch it!" "I've been finding brown underwear in my laundry! You're 24 and you still crap your pants??"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

finding emo

group of people who are trying to find the emo within

those guys are finding emo

by Julie w. November 21, 2006

Finding Nemo

A movie in which a small child is kidnapped for aesthetic purposes which causes his father to begin a global search for him. His father is accompanied by a questionably grown woman with early onset Alzheimer's who will somehow manage to make the father less of a serious bastard. Ultimately the three become some sort of weird family/friend relationship and thus the end paves the way for what is known as "Finding Dory"

"I really enjoyed Finding Nemo it was very fun and family friendly too."

by SeriousManMan December 28, 2017

Findley

To take a long, wet, nasty shit. Always accompanied by lots of loud farts, and in some cases "sharts".

Dude, I went to the bathroom and I heard this guy pulling a Findley. It was sooo gross.

by Damn fucken right. April 25, 2009