The Friday once a month when one masturbates, thinks of the hottest smexiest person they can think of and have an awshumsauce orgasm.
by Petsu December 30, 2010

A Make shift house composed of crusty blankets and pillows.
Others words: Fap-Cave/Fortress of Faptitude
Others words: Fap-Cave/Fortress of Faptitude
by Jewôvên May 13, 2014

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!
Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
by Lilbitch January 12, 2014

The inexplicable gap in your internet browsing history, caused by using incognito mode to watch porn.
by ottermode August 24, 2014

by Peckman05 May 26, 2015

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.
When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping
by MissLegal November 4, 2012

The act of being bound while a gloved assailant violently strokes your dick to completion only to continue tugging your red inflamed member until it peels and blisters
by Boostedbb February 4, 2015
