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Fap Day

The Friday once a month when one masturbates, thinks of the hottest smexiest person they can think of and have an awshumsauce orgasm.
Dude my last Fap Day was the best! Didn't know I had it in me if you know what I mean, ahaha!
by Petsu December 30, 2010
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Fap Shack

A Make shift house composed of crusty blankets and pillows.
Others words: Fap-Cave/Fortress of Faptitude
Man have you seen Clayton's Fap Shack? its like a winter wonderland!
by Jewôvên May 13, 2014
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happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.
Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
by Lilbitch January 12, 2014
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fap gap

The inexplicable gap in your internet browsing history, caused by using incognito mode to watch porn.
After Bob was done using the computer, I noticed a large fap gap in the browser history.
by ottermode August 24, 2014
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Double Fap

The act of jerking off twice in a row without a refapatory period.
"Bro. I double fap this morning."
"You wacked it twice in a row??"
"Yep. Double Fap"
by Peckman05 May 26, 2015
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curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.
When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping
by MissLegal November 4, 2012
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Forced fap

The act of being bound while a gloved assailant violently strokes your dick to completion only to continue tugging your red inflamed member until it peels and blisters
she beat it until it bleed, she gave me a forced fap
by Boostedbb February 4, 2015
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