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Jesper Fact

Jesper fact: when your friend claims something with 100% confidence but he's Norwegian, uncultured and has no idea what he's talking about.
Ahmad : hey jesper how many Drivers' Championship titles does Lewis Hamilton has?
Jesper: 8 bro he won he's 8th trophy a while back
Batu : no bro that's a Jesper Fact, i just googled it and he only has 7
by cr7lover103 December 10, 2022
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snapple fact

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

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real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
by make.a.wish April 1, 2009
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FaceShit

When you add a comment on someone's FaceBook wall and turn an innocuous, happy thread into a diatribe of negativity.
"Can't wait to go see Bruce Springsteen tonight!"

Response: "Me too, he's awesome!"
Response: "Not a fan. But have fun!"
Response: Springsteen is an F'ing communist/socialist bastard who should keep his ugly ass out of politcs!!"

Ugh, FaceShit.
by FaceWriter March 26, 2010
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faceshot

Is it time for a shot of whiskey or a faceshot?
by Nozer June 10, 2009
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Fact

Something that is true and can proved wthout a doubt
Fact-Javy loves his girlfriend kelly alot more than she loves him
by javy422 June 12, 2006
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Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.
" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator
by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009
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faceshitting

Using a mobile device, ipad, laptop or any other means of accessing and using facebook while sitting on the toilet and defecating.
Melissa commented on her friend's status while faceshitting.
by rickabone January 26, 2011
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