The Chris D'Elia Defense

When you try to defend yourself against something you proabably did by saying "I know it looks bad".

When accused of sexual harassment and sexual assualt, comedian Chris D'Elia acknowledged the evidence against him saying, "First of all, I do know how it looks with all the stuff that's been said and the emails that have been put out there and what the media has been trying to say and I know it looks bad."

Chris' girlfriend accused him of cheating after seeing exchanged pictures on his phone yesterday. But Chris pleaded The Chris D'Elia Defense, saying "I know it looks bad".

The Chris D'Elia Defense by austinpowersyellowteeth January 25, 2022

Eliannah 

Eliannah is beautiful, free-spirited, and absolutely genius. She learns quickly, and has an air of elegance about her. While she may look quite dainty, and quiet, she can be incredibly stubborn and loves to let out a roar.

Eliannah is the little girl inside each woman bursting through the seams with joy and delight and a wonderful sense of humor.

Eliannah is of hebrew origin, usually spelled Eliana. The Hebrews believe that it means "God has answered".

Eliannah loves listening to John Mayer and Jack Johnson, however her favorite song is "Bob That Head", by Rascal Flatts.

Eliannah by Penelope427 September 24, 2011

Elias

The sexiest man alive. EVER

That ballarino is Elias

Elias by k&m January 5, 2005

elizabeth 

The Queen. A woman of great power, intellectual ability, and loyalty. Beautiful, compassionate, and chaste. Originally from Hebrew "promised to God."

Elizabeth I of England reigned from 1558 - 1603.

elizabeth by joan_in_ca July 18, 2007

Dirty Elizabeth 

When you use the indie girls crystals as an ass dildo and it comes out with shit on it so you smear it on the wall spelling your name, light some incense, and worship it

I went home with one of them alt indie girls from tik tok and she totally pulled a Dirty Elizabeth. There was shit all over my bed sheets.

Dirty Elizabeth by j e n n a November 6, 2020

Queen Elizabeth II 

An immortal that has been here ever since Earth was created. Little do we know that she was created by Elon Musk as a diversion so Elon Musk could get away with creating Mark Zuckerberg, Grimes, and X Æ A-12. Queen Elizabeth took form of a young girl and every year she has to go through underground tunnels to get a new skin suit from her creator, Elon Musk. Also some random British child thinks she's hot...

"Queen Elizabeth II my beloved how do you stay so youthful?"
"*speaks in British*"
":0"

Queen Elizabeth II by Pedro's_Problems September 6, 2021

Elizabethtown College 

A private liberal arts college located in Elizabethtown, PA (not to be confused with Elizabethtown, KY) The campus is very small, but well kept and very beautiful. Tuition is extremely expensive, but admissions offers substantial financial aid and there are always new facilities, labs and technology being built or introduced to the campus. The college is filled with quality students who actually enjoy being there. While admittedly the party scene does not compare to larger state schools, it more than makes up in academics and quality of life for the students.

"Oh you go to Elizabethtown College? Isn't that in Kentucky!?"

"Uh, no. But it's 15 minutes from Hershey, PA and smells like chocolate."

Elizabethtown College by civilized college student August 16, 2009