Make peace with the donkey

PHRASE:
To accept one's fate. To give in to the inevitable.
From an old saying of unknown origin.

"Fate is a stubborn mule; sometimes you've got to give in and make peace with the donkey."
"Joe decided to make peace with the donkey and accept his punishment like a man."
"There's no point in living in the past. Make peace with the donkey and get on with your life."

by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

donkeyline

A straight line. A direct route traveled quickly (substitute in the phrase "make a beeline" for): This is Middle East origin or slang as a donkey will literally take the shortest route between himself and a known food source. See beeline.

The minute he came home he made a donkeyline for the frige.

by Walt "the man" March 17, 2008

Dunkeled

The drunk that happens after you drink German beers all night, and the hangover you receive the next day.

Why are you yelling when you try to speak, did you get dunkeled last night.
or
Im so dunkeled I could suck the bavarian cream out of that donut.

by HubSierra March 1, 2009

dunkelstrap

noun.
1. A frivolous moron.

2. A person whose wit and character comprise the epitome of stupidity and idiocy.
3. A person highly successful at failing yet oblivious to it.
4. Human waste still breathing.
5. (Archaic) A king or priest of fools or jesters.

Look at those pathetic excuses for human garbage over there. See the one in the long-sleeved shirt and bow tie? He's their dunkelstrap!

by JovetJ June 29, 2009

Donkey9

The most obscene sexual act in the realm of human comprehension. This act can be a combination of whatever the giver chooses, but must involve at least 3 foreign objects, 3 people, and 3 position changes and fluid.

"I brought the bullet casings and the latex gloves, if you've got the recycling we're ready to Donkey9!"

"Preheat the oven! We're gonna Donkey9!"

"I Donkey9ed so hard last night my ears bled"

"Bro, this one's a keeper! She let me and my roommate Donkey9 her last night"

by grouchermojo July 5, 2010

Donkey's apron

A phrase to describe someone who smells particularly bad, specifically of piss and dried ejaculate.

From the aprons Africans tie around the waists of their donkeys to stop them being able to penetrate and impregnate a female of their species. As you can imagine, a donkey's apron gets covered in all manner of gubbins.

Oh dear, dear fellow, you really must start to clean yourself after masturbating. You smell akin to a donkey's apron.

Stephen, stop fucking yawning and sighing all day long you fucking prick. Get some exercise, lose some weight and cheer the fuck up you fat tosser. By the way, you smell like a donkey's apron.

by hairymonsterschlong April 23, 2010

donkeyjong

a male with an obscenely large penis...

also used for in place of "bad ass".... man that is donkeyjong

get off my donkeyjong i saw him first

you're just jealous of my donkeyjong

have you seen the donkeyjong that ive been dating

Hey Tonya, how was your night? OMG he showed me his donkeyjong!

by NaplesAsset April 9, 2011