drunk balls

The capacity of one man, while intoxicated, to talk to/ask out a woman that he would not normally be able to talk to while sober. Usually happens late at night after heavy drinking

Man I was so faded last night I had the drunk balls to ask Alyssa out

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drunk balls by 5th floor mcnary March 13, 2010

Drunk Jacket 

The original, more catchy term for a liquor blanket. A term used to describe one's inability to feel the cold once they consume enough alcohol.

"I'm getting cold, pass me another beer so I can get my drunk jacket on."
"What's that?"
"It's basically a liquor blanket, but a less nerdy way of saying it."

Drunk Jacket by moneybenny June 11, 2014

Drunk and Horny 

What I am right now.

I want a girl on my jock as we speak.

Drunk and Horny by Peter North November 25, 2003

drunk buckaroo 

u need : a passed out drunk, their mates and whatever u can lay your hands on. the stuff is then place on the person until they wake up.

wanna play drunk buckaroo on ged?

drunk buckaroo by tara banana May 27, 2004

drunk funk 

to crap on yourself when you're totally wasted

She was so wasted, she got drunk funk all over herself.

drunk funk by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006

drunk detector 

A drunk detector is usually an obscenely brightly coloured or neon outfit or article of clothing. Said article of clothing is to be worn ONLY at multi-day evnts where the majority of people drink themselves senseless, and ONLY on the morning s of all but the first day of the event. The drunk detector is, to hung-over eyes, painfully bright and will cause the people with hangovers to cover their eyes, lose their way, stumble, fall, or even walk off the side of the road into the gutter/ditch. They will hate you afterwards, if they remember you that is.

My ankle-length neon paisly cape is a prime example of a drunk detector.

drunk detector by RoseThourne March 27, 2007

drunk dial-up 

The act of being intoxicated and contacting someone via computer; the computer equivalent of drunk dial

at 2:00 a.m. over the internet

Mike: sup chump chump motjert fivkrgtf

Sean: You're drunk right now, aren't you?

Mike: dude im a beasty im chompin on boogers

Sean: Yep, you're drunk.
Way to drunk dial-up me, you cock.

drunk dial-up by Ringheezy February 22, 2009