dilby

A dilby is the person who we all know, they are notorious for being "that guy will do it" they seek attention and yearn to be wanted so bad that they will stop at nothing to gain it. They commonly will spend money on you while out, or if their broke, like most are, they will offer their services to you, "hey man want me to fix your car, take out your trash and clean your toilet?" And even sex if they are of the opposite side of the fence. They can be easily spotted in the crowd as the one who laughs at everything, and their laugh resembles the sound of brushing teeth.

Stop following me, i dont need help, your being a total dilby!

by Da Joka 6977 March 31, 2009

Dilly Bar

The stroking of both of ones upper arms simultaneously in a sexual manner.

Giver her a dilly bar!

by eitakak July 27, 2009

Bishop's Dilemma

A foreskin piercing that results in the foreskin becoming really tight when you get an erection because of irregular folds in the foreskin.

Check out my bishop's dilemma.

by Johnny Carson November 18, 2007

Dilly

Something that is there that doesn't belong

A sex toy in a toddler care center is a Dilly.

A video game console in a library.

by Smartkid96 January 14, 2011

dilly fucker

a fucking dillweed; major jerkoff

John was being such a dilly fucker the other day.

by bigbri April 22, 2006

dilean

Dilean is an ugly guy who can't get girls or pussy. Has a small dick.

Girl:damn that guy is such a Dilean.

by Sweggymaster256 June 1, 2016

dile

A quick unwitty reaction to someone saying the phrase "later gator" accompanied by "in awhile crocodile".

The term used for responses that did not make sense.

Adj:Someone who typically does not add humor to a converstaion.

The opposite of witty response

Johnny:later gator.
Rachael: in a while crocodile.
Johnny:i'll show you my dile
Rachael: what is dile?
Johnny: assume dirty

She is such a diler

I tell him all this great stuff and he never has anything good to say. What a dile.

by Dan Dog December 31, 2007