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Spacey Defense

When you get called out for committing a crime, and in response, proclaim that you're gay.

It comes from when Kevin Spacey was accused by Anthony Rapp of trying to molest him when he was 14, and Kevin Spacey responded by saying he's gay.
The Spacey Defense:

Everyone: Did you molest that 14 year old boy?
Kevin Spacey: I'm gay
by The Word Jesus October 31, 2017
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Octopus Defense

When a girl's body spontaneously begins menstruating in a desperate attempt not to have sex with you.
Kate's octopus defense kicked in when we were hooking up at that party. She inked all over the place, left me seeing red.
by Taberlin November 7, 2017
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Name definition on urban dictionary

Most likely made by people who want their name to be something about them having a big dick when they obviously know its not true or people who want raise their Self Esteem
Person Uno: My name on urban dictionary apparently means "someone who has a big dick"
Person Deux: Pretty much every Name definition on urban dictionary is that ya twat
Person Eins: You don't have a big willy anyway
Person 2: Oh :(((
by jetmysterydino September 5, 2018
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Unpublished definitions

Stupid fucking urban dictionary never published my definitions. FUCK YOU STUPID URBAN DICTIONARY
Unpublished definitions
by I hate pee August 4, 2020
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sarcasm perceptivity deficiency

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.
An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...
by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010
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Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!
by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010
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let me look up the definition of collect

A sentence uttered by an individual who knows he/she is full of shit and is getting called out for it, so he/she panics and resorts to petty, manipulative methods to evade the original question.
Used in a Blaire White vs. Onision live debate on YouTube by Onision.
"Did you or did you not collect photos of underage girls to put in your videos to rate or to call fat or skinny or any of that shit?"
"Let me look up the definition of collect."
by Zomboya July 19, 2017
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