cyclist

Living nuisances that might as well be run over because they are slow as fuck and contribute little to nothing to society.

Person in car: "Go faster you stupid fucking cyclist!"

by hahahahahahahahahahahahahh1236 August 17, 2021

Cycle Rage

1. The rage one feels while trying to enjoy a nice drive but instead has to slow down excessively or dangerously pass road cyclists repeatedly.

2. The desire to taunt, mock or disdain people who chose to wear matching spandex bike outfits complete with logos that make them appear as if they've been sponsored. This feeling is often intensified if the outfit matches their bike and helmet or if the person is visibly out of shape.

My cycle rage got so bad that when I was passing the 19th cyclist on my drive I felt tempted to tap him off the road with my car.

Ultimately I blame Lance Armstrong for my cycle rage... he was the one that made riding bikes on roads in ridiculously tight spandex cool.

When I saw that fat guy splattered with spandex logos on his bike my cycle rage started spiraling out of control. We all know he's not sponsored.

by Road Cyclist Hater April 18, 2010

Cyclops Penis

A mans scrotum of which only contains a penis and one testicle

Look at that mans cyclops penis!

by WetSpider69 June 11, 2019

Mexican Cyclops

Similar to the Mexican Fly Trap. While on Spring Break in Mexico you bang a girl, pull out and jizz on her face. She wipes off, but misses a gobb of jizz that landed on the eyelashes of one eye. The girl falls asleep and awakes to the one eye being stuck shut due to the jizz becoming sticky and hardening overnight.

Did you see the Mexican Cyclops walking back to her hotel room with one eye stuck shut?

by Big D. Tampa March 21, 2011

cyclopse

What my ex boyfriend used to refer to as his dick.

Watch out... there's a cyclopse under the covers.

by blah October 4, 2004

cycle gear

A shitty store in San Diego where Justin K. works. He trys to act hard there and make up for his extremely small balls!

Justin K is a fucktard that works at cycle gear.

by richard1904 January 11, 2009

Cyclops

The most badass metal guitar player you will ever see in your life. Shreds sicker than any other; djented before the word was invented! Truly unique. Of course he is named after a mythical creature, no mere mortal can play like he does! Also a man of his word, a great father and a wonderful husband. Guitar is not the only thing he handles well. Too bad for all the other women out there, but we have been married almost 10 years!

Did you see Cyclops' show the other night! His riffs were SICK!

by MrsClops November 7, 2010