mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.

damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit

by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020

The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.

"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)

by Party Tony October 19, 2018

Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.

Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.

by TesterLester January 23, 2021

Chapman Curse

To be bad at everything-
A bad gambler-
To be overweight, unattractive and undesirable to women

I can’t believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse

Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)

by RKO2020 March 9, 2021

custom curse word

When a toy has an option to add a custom sound to it and some random kid yells "FUCK" in it and you cannot change it for some reason.

This custom curse word is a sword that shouts "FUCK" whenever it hits something.

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024

The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.

Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.

by The cursed historian February 19, 2023

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".

- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse

by TJumper4 December 9, 2024