Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012

im a constitution

The term where a retard says he's not a libtard, he's a constitution

Me: Shut up libtard
Them(retard): Im not a libtard im a constitution

by TheGn0m3 September 26, 2019

Feng shui constipation

Feng shui

Feng
Redecorating

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.

by Spacemannn January 7, 2020

conshimit

According to my grandma, a word used to sound mean to my grandpa without actually saying a bad word.

Conshimit!! You just tracked mud all over the kitchen.

by GMChevy August 3, 2009

Consdilapidation

The feeling one gets in their buttocks after a brisk bout with constipation.

"Ow, man, I have some serious Consdilapidation here."

by jujuchan October 20, 2009

consciously uncoupled

Getting divorced or separating from a partner.

Gwyenth & Chris have "consciously uncoupled".

by Jazz80 April 25, 2014

considerable-future-bf zone

When a girl friendzones you, but still considers you as a possibility for her boyfriend in the future.

Hey! That girl friendzoned me!
I think you're fine, you're in the considerable-future-bf zone. Give it some time and you'll see.

by UrbamDicDic May 18, 2014