clitsmith

one who is skilled with clit licking.

He had her squirming a true clitsmith

by eagleclawdg December 20, 2021

Clents

Clents is used to define the whitest of white guys. A Clents visits San Francisco to get a selfie in front of the Full House, house. A Clents always Carrys a selfi-stick & can you can spot one in their natural habitats at the Senior PGA tour, smoking a cut of meat or camping in Kentucky along the bourbon trail.

A Clents not only smokes fine meats and cheeses but a Clents will tell you their entire process for hours on end.

See also: Bowling, cornhole, Euker, and homemade lawn furniture.

Stupid Clents was out doing white guy things all weekend and then wouldn’t shut up about his stupid pulled pork sliders he smoked for three days! Stupid Clents!!!

by Gay4Clents May 31, 2022

Clents

Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.

That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!

by Gay4Clents June 2, 2022

Clinton’d

Verb

The case in which one mysteriously dies of “suicide.”

Jeffery Epstein was Clinton’d

by jdubbs22 June 27, 2022

Clitship

A relationship based on your partner's skills.

I'm having a Clitship with Leo over in marketing.

by MahatmaKJ October 2, 2022

CLINT

CLINT: (noun, adjective) A safe alternative to calling or referring to someone as the "C" word (C%nt). When written in capital form it gets the point across.

"You're being a total CLINT right now!"

by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 3, 2023

Clinton News Network

Synonym of CNN (Cable News Network).

Clinton News Network has biased coverage of the election.

by TheUrbanDictionaryLover109 June 29, 2023