Christian

Fat male with a girls private part.
Also doesn’t shower

Christian wants to be black.

by Zack2344 October 23, 2019

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1. A person believing that the Savior, Messiah, Christ, ect. has lived on earth, died, and risen.
2. An extrordinarliy cool boy, usually in love with music, adorable in his own sense but not traditionally handsome. very sweet, not much sense of self-worth. He likes to stare down the girls he likes, it is a little creepy but flattering all the same. tries to act like a gangster, and fails. rather perfect in every way.

1. I am a Christian, I believe in Jesus Christ.
2. Oh, Robby is such a Christian, he is humble.

Did you see the way he looks at her? Scary.

Sam was acting all ghetto, until we called him a Christian.

by casper-girl April 12, 2009

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A delusional bigot who believes a magical sky fairy will take all their problems away. Well guess what. He won't. Life is meaningless. Fuck you.

Hey, I'm a deluded christian moron, I believe in a cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father and son and will come back to life to 'save' us from nothing. I have the mental capacity of a delusional two-year-old who still believes in santa. WHOOOPEEEE DOOO! GOD BLESS GOD AND JESUS!

by Trollbeast November 26, 2013

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C-caring
H-honest
R-romantic
I-integrity
S-sincere
T-talented
I-innocent
A-amazing
N-nice

A person who knows how to keep their word. Christians are trustworthy and reliable. They're tall dark and handsome. Very attractive and muscular. Knows how to treat a girl. Kind and Sweet. Most amazing person you'll ever meet. Its easy to fall in love with a Christian

That guy over there totally looks like a Christian, tall, dark, handsome.. Yep deffinately a Christian

by Lindsay Roe December 27, 2010

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