condom raw

After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating

Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"

by Ali T May 14, 2003

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 21, 2004

Female condom

Similar to a plastic bag, except for that is inserted in the vagina.

Oscar favors female condoms due to his abnormally small and ineffective penis.

by betheahmmer0 October 30, 2009

Condomize

To add condimients in the perfect ammount to ones food for them

"My fiance is epic, she not only made me a plate, but she condomized everything perfectly!"

by Maxinemurder February 4, 2013

condom swimmer

A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.

Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

condom

1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.

1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!

by 12345666 September 19, 2004

Sock Condom

When you take your sock off by rolling off like a condom

Jim "whoa all the socks in your drawer look like big cotton condoms!"

Mike "Yeah there sock condoms"

by jcblm5145 March 13, 2010